Fancy a bit of a jolly good escape? If your idea of a holiday involves less queuing for lukewarm tea and more gin and tonics served by chaps in crisp linen, then I might just have the ticket for you. We’re talking about a seven day ultra lux Zanzibar fly in package, East and West. Now, that’s a mouthful, I know, but trust me, the reality is a whole lot more mouth watering. First things first, let’s address the elephant in the room, or rather, the *lack* of a dusty, slightly stressful safari experience. This isn't your Uncle Barry’s camping trip with a dodgy tent. Oh no. This is the kind of holiday where your biggest decision of the day is whether to have your sundowner by your private plunge pool or overlooking the Indian Ocean. And even then, there’s usually someone on hand to deliver it whichever you choose. Bliss. We’re talking about a fly in package, which means minimal fuss and maximum enjoyment. Imagine this: you’re whisked away from the mainland, probably with a cheeky glass of bubbly en route, and deposited into a world of pure indulgence. Think ridiculously comfortable lodges with staff who seem to anticipate your every whim before you even realise you have it. It’s like having your own personal genie, but without the questionable wishes. So, what exactly does one *do* on this East and West extravaganza? Well, for starters, the ‘East’ bit generally conjures up images of pristine beaches, turquoise waters, and that famous Zanzibar spice. You’ll be diving into that, of course. Think snorkelling amongst coral reefs that look like they’ve been plucked from a Bond film. Perhaps a sunset dhow cruise, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether the complimentary canapés are fresh. And the ‘spice’ tours? They’re not just about sniffing cinnamon, although that’s quite pleasant too. It’s a fascinating insight into where all those fragrant little additions to your dinner actually come from. Honestly, I came back with a newfound appreciation for cardamom. Then comes the ‘West’. Now, the West of Zanzibar, while perhaps a tad less beach focused, offers a different kind of magic. Think lush interior, historic Stone Town with its labyrinthine alleyways and intriguing tales, and a touch of local culture that feels authentic, not performed. You might find yourself exploring ancient ruins, learning about the island’s rich history, or simply wandering through the bustling markets, admiring the vibrant fabrics and the sheer energy of the place. And don’t even get me started on the food. Fresh seafood galore, exotic fruits you’ve never heard of, and flavours that will make your taste buds do a happy dance. The beauty of this package is the seamless transition. One minute you’re feeling the sand between your toes, the next you’re soaking in the history of Stone Town, all without the hassle of airports and transfers. It’s luxury travel at its finest, designed to pamper and to surprise. And as for the ‘safari’ aspect, well, let’s just say the wildlife here is more likely to be the iridescent flash of a kingfisher or the playful antics of a troop of monkeys rather than a grumpy rhino. And honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s an adventure, yes, but one where your biggest exertion might be lifting your cocktail glass. Now that’s my kind of expedition.